Church Bulletin Bloopers

Think religiously with humorThe Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. – Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. – The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. – Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow. – A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. – At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What Is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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