Sad State of Affairs

The story tells the relationship of this young man and his father to Elvis Presley. This story is not about Elvis. It is about a Lee County Sheriff in Mississippi who was proclaimed to one of the best to enforce our precious drug laws. Again I will say once more how are the drug enforcement agencies going to keep drugs away from our children when they cannot keep their own away from drugs. Sad
Author: harold

A Little Humor from our friend Lady Di

The Ranch Hand
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.  She was a  very good looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two men applied for the job – one was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. 

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher’s widow said to the hired
hand, “You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.” The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one  Saturday night. However one o’clock came and he
didn’t return. Two o’clock and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty and upon entering the room, he found the rancher’s widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. 

She quietly called him over to her. “Unbutton my blouse and take it off,” she said. Trembling, he did as directed. “Now take off my boots.” He did as she asked, ever so slowly. “Now take off my socks.” He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.. “Now take off my skirt.” He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. “Now take off my bra.” Again with trembling hands he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. “Now,” she said, “take off my panties.” By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off. 

Then she looked at him and said, “If you ever wear my clothes into  town again, I’ll fire you on the spot!” 
Author: harold