Another Senior moment

This is supposedly a true story …

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping,
and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of
leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and
drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her
voice, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it!
Get out of the car!” the four men didn’t wait for a second
They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then
proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and
got into driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get
her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned
on her why.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five
spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove
to the Police station.. The sergeant to whom she told the story
couldn’t stop laughing. He pointed! to the other end of the counter,
where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad,
elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall,
glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

Author: WildBill

Ultimate Senior Moment:

At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a
lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides
that after their wedding celebration that she and Morris should have
separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged
husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the
expected “knock” on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door
opens and there is Morris, her 85 year old groom ready for action. They
unite as one. All goes well, Morris takes leave of his bride, and she
prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another
knock on her bedroom door, and it’s Morris. Again he is ready for more
“action”. Somewhat surprised Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When
the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond
goodnight and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but aha you
guessed it – Morris is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh
as a 25 year old ready for more “action”. And once again they enjoy each
other. But as Morris set to leave again, his young bride says to
him: “I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well
and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who
were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Morris” Morris,
somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: “You mean I was here
Author: harold