New Liquor Warning Labels

Due to increasing products liability litigation,
American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA’s
suggestion that the following warning labels be placed
Immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
What the hell happened to your bra and panties?

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at
four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex
without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most
people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor
in getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: the consumption of alcahol may mack you tihnk you can tipe real
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