A teacher asked her class, “What do you want out of life?”
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, “All I want
Out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says”.
The teacher asked, “Really and what four little animals would that be?
” The little girl said, “A mink on my back,
a jaguar in the garage,
a tiger in the bed
and a jackass to pay for all of it.”