Dubya Inrerview

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little
PR.  After his talk he offers question time. One little boy
puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

Stanley,” responds the little boy.
    
“And what is your question, Stanley?”
  
   “I have 3 questions.
   First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
   Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And
   third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?”

   Just then, the bell rings for recess.  George Bush informs the kiddies
   that they will continue after recess.  When they resume George says,
   “OK, where were we?  Oh, that’s right: question time.
   Who has a question?”

   Another little boy puts up his hand.  George points him out and
   asks him his name.

   “Steve, ” he responds.

   “And what is your question, Steve?”

   “Actually, I have 5 questions.
   First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
   Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third,
   whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess
bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what  happened to
Stanley?”
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Author: harold