The intellect of we alcoholics are such we will analyze any activity we engage in, as justified. We do not wish to admit we cannot, without severe consequences, do what others carry out without thought of retribution.
I often use humor that will not be considered as, “You are telling me I can’t…..”, to show powerlessness.
a. Don’t Drink
b. Don’t piss into the wind
c. Don’t pull on Superman’s cape
d. Don’t piss off an alligator until you cross the swamp
e. Don’t go around kicking hornet’s nest
f. Don’t get into a pissing contest with a skunk