Melancholy too great

Winston Churchill said, “Black dog days”

Went to Dr. on Monday 7/25/05. Had EKG taken Dr. said it was not perfect. I came home and check out the side effect of the medicine I had just started. I noted that rarely but serious side effects cardiovascular problems.
I called the Dr. and relayed my fears. I was inform via nurses no problem. I contacted my physiatrist he said of course it could. This good information for a depressed person
Author: harold

He said She said

He said . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don’t you?

He said . . ….. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . …! ..Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don’t know; it has never happened.

He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said …… . . They already have boyfriends.

She said…What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.

He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
Via e-mail from a friend
Author: harold

Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male…. Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female…. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male….! .. Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female…. An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male…… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.Via e-mail from friend
Author: harold

A very different story

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that.Submitted by friend by e-mail
Author: harold

Report: Blacks sentenced more severely in Jefferson

Let the study stand on its merits

This Dude is only saying what we folks working out on the streets have know for years. I do not believe the judges are the issue. It is the laws with those mandatory sentencing is the problem. Black are on the street selling to support a habit. White folks are in the burbs soaking up the coke.From the text
System, not judges, to blame, study says
Author: harold

Thought for Today

Worship the Merciful, feed the hungry, and spread peace. You shall then enter Paradise in peace.
-The Prophet Muhammad, as reported by Abd’Allah bin Amr

Hadith translated by Aneela Khalid Arshed. Copyright 1999. All rights reserved. Used with permission of The Crossroad Publishing Company, New York.
Author: harold

Thought from Member rimchamp

Studies have consistently shown that pain meds – especially opiates – are no more addictive than any other medications. People scratch their heads and wonder why, especially if they don’t realize that the War on Drugs is a transparent scam for anyone who can think independently.

The question becomes: why do people get hooked on morphine on the battlefield or any other situation where pain meds are necessary? Well, if you closely examine why any prescription medication is so easy to misuse, you have to examine that every med that is used by someone who doesn’t need it usually produces some kind of euphoric high. If you are not suffering from ADHD and you use adderall you will get high. If you don’t suffer from asthma and use the meds you get performance enhancer drugs. People who don’t need pain meds [pain is manageable] but are still given them by doctors get hooked. On the battlefield it is a matter of “patient management” – a doped out patient causes far fewer problems. Doctors haven’t got time to look after recovering patients so they keep them sedated for lots longer than necessary – so they get hooked.
It’s not the drugs stupid! Anyone who believes these lies and is suffering from addiction to illegal drugs will learn absolutely nothing from rehabilitation or treatment. Emotional dependency leads to over reliance on outside sources for satisfaction leads to personal abuse leads to drug abuse and addiction problems. The problems don’t start with the drugs; drugs are merely the last symptoms of a different problem. And the problem is that our society promotes emotional dependency by deliberately preying on our insecurities to sell products and political policies – including drug prohibition.
Author: harold