Humor After the Storm

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, “I’m the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he
performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”

One of the others said. “That’s nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in field events in the Olympics.”

The third surgeon said, “You guys are amateurs.
Read on!Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into
a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse’s ass and a cowboy hat. Now he’s President of the United States.”Submitted by member via e-mail
Author: harold